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Death on Paws
Sung to the theme of Gilligan's Island

Ohh, sit right back and I'll tell a tale...
A tale of dread and woe.
Of how I found a Dread Rabbit...
And became his mortal foe.

I went walking through the Deep Forest...
Searching for some peace.
Yet all I found were Eowyn's sheep...
Bereft of their white fleece.

I briefly stopped to admire the eve...
When out of the darkness came.
A sound so chilling it froze my bones...
It's origins I could not name.

I prepared myself, with eyes alert...
Ready for what might be.
The last experience on this world...
That I would ever see.
::repeats:: That I would ever see.

The flock of sheep went wild in fright...
Fleeing from things unknown.
Their shorn flanks rushed past my side...
And then the threat was shown.

For looming o'er a mangled corpse...
Stood a mysterious sight.
A lone jack rabbit drenched in blood...
Was all that stood to fight.

I laughed to myself, what foolishness...
And summoned lightning down.
To smite the bunny from my sight...
And make my way to town.

To my suprise, my bolt hit me...
Then next a wall of flame!
The bunny leapt straight to my throat...
Intent to rend and maim!
::repeat:: Intent to rend and maim!

In mortal fear I gripped its back...
My hands wrist-deep in gore.
I peeled that furry critter off...
And threw it to the floor.

Its chilling eyes, as cold as death...

Its fangs were stained blood red.
I knew staying would have me sing...
The "OooOOooo Song" and be dead.
::repeat:: The "OooOOooo Song" and be dead.

And so I fled, I ran like hell...
All the way to this Glade.

With bunnies close...

And dread fangs bared...

My painful death on their minds...

I can't Recall...
'Cause the bunnies are swarming me...
All the way to the Haaaaall!
Feel free to send me a scroll.
All content 1998-1999 Talanithus Tarant
Picture of Talanithus 1999 Stephanie Law
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